Prophecy: Coincidental Naming, Iffy Demonic-Looking Weather News Pictures, and Sketchy Scripture Reference Numerology Says Hurricane Matthew Definitely a Sign of the End Times
Christians are on an uproar today crying that Hurricane Matthews is a sign of the end times. What is the proof?
The end times is nigh? Here are 3 reasons why Hurricane Matthew is a sign of the end.
Isn't it coincidental that the hurricane was named after Matthew IN THE BIBLE? Wow! Mind-blown! What other names are in the Bible? I don't know.... Mark, Luke, John, David, Samuel, Isaac, Jacob, etc. Basically every common English name we have is from the Bible! I mean, that never happens!
Demonic-Looking Weather News Pictures!
Do you see the resemblance? The resemblance between the newscaster and the grim reaper? Do you?
A little, but the storm sure does look like a skull, too. Bet you didn't notice that. This definitely never happens with storm pictures or clouds or toast or smoke. This is why the storm is a sign of the end.
Sketchy Scripture Reference Numerology!
It is October 7, 2016. Hurricane Matthew has made landfall. October 7 is also 10/7. So putting that together, we get Matthew 10:7!
Matthew 10:7 KJV
7 And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand.
Cause that totally means Hurricane Matthews is the sign of the end! Picking out of context verses and matching them up to date numbers!
There you go. Three reasons why Hurricane Matthews is the sign of the end coming soon! Tell your friends!
Editor's Note: If you don't get the satire yet, it's not. Yes, in the last days there shall be wars and rumor of wars... But to single out a single storm? Illogical.
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