It has been long suspected that West Coast Baptist College is probably part of the global conspiracy called the ILLUMINATI. All evidence leads to this fact! It's also on the internet, so it is true!
Entering their campus during YOUTH CONFERENCE, one will see many triangles interspersed in the surroundings. People think triangles are harmless, BUT THEY ARE NOT. TRIANGLES ARE ILLUMINATI SYMBOLS!
Here we see PROBABLY mind controlled youths throwing out hand signs from the secret society like Beyonce and Jay-Z. Beyonce and Jay-Z also did hand signs and we all know that they are part of the ILLUMINATI. They also have been to Hollywood, Where is Hollywood? THAT'S RIGHT, CALIFORNIA! Where West Coast is.
Speaking of HOLLYWOOD, West Coast Baptist College is only an hour away! That gives plenty of time for the ILLUMINATI to go back and forth from their stronghold in Los Angeles.
You know what LOS ANGELES is, DON'T YOU? LOS ANGELES means "The Angels". You know what the Illuminati means? It means "Illuminated Ones". What are illuminated ones? ANGELS. This further cements the fact that WCBC is part of the ILLUMINATI.
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There are two All-Seeing Eye pyramids on the side of a mountain. Notice how the lights illuminate the triangular structure like eyes. This obviously symbolizes the triumph of the ILLUMINATI. The symbolism is all there!
Wake up, sheeple! This internet article obviously proves that the Baptist college in Lancaster, California is part of the ILLUMINATI.
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